TechA day-one briefing for Apple’s new CEO

The Verge presents a satirical first-day memo intended to bring John Ternus up to speed on Apple’s divisions. It covers upcoming hardware, EU App Store rules, services growth, the Liquid Glass design, and the repeatedly delayed new Siri effort.

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